Fun Tristan Facts

He likes to pretend to sneeze.

If you pretend to pout when he is throwing a tantrum, he will try an punch you in the face, closed fist an everything.

If you ask him where his brain is after several near death stunts, he will immediately gasp and begin searching for it.

He tells you he needs to be changed by smacking his diaper.

If he is being naughty, ask him if he wants to be spanked, he'll stop whatever he is doing.

For the last week, every morning he has pulled a new stuffed animal into his crib (his stuffie bin is right next to his crib).  I moved the bin afraid he might suffocate himself in the night, and the next morning found that he had somehow pulled his baby scooter into his crib and was riding it.

When he gives hugs, he'll always rub your back as well.

He loves to snack on apples, oranges, blue berries, and grapes.  Mommy doesn't like his fruity diapers.

There is a drawer in the kitchen he knows he's not supposed to get into, but if you punish him for anything, he will immediately go to that drawer and pull something out.

If you say, go look for daddy! he runs to the window, gasping at every car that goes by.

And while he still doesn't say anything besides "nigh nigh", "momma" and "dada", he will chat your ear off for hours in "Tristan" if you let him.